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I Reborn as a God Within a Statue, And You Ask Me to Enslave All Gods?
by Cancer_Reo
[Detecting the birth of a new god... Data traction in progress][Alert! Intrusion detected: %*#... Data traction interrupted][Divine Revelation Protocol activated. Initiating emergency replication. The Legion of Judges has been dispatched...][1%... 5%... 33%... 99%][Replication complete!][Rebooting and reconstructing the world...]…Becoming a god feels like a grand deception.Instead of ascending to the heavens, you awaken inside a mere clay idol.You have become a god—yet only the weakest, most nam…
Master Bai! This Celestial Fox Spirit Is Asking For Divorce
by Imsuperberbs20
Dangerous Omega Series #1After dying in a horrific hate crime, Suki, a certified Fudanshi and a covert celestial fox spirit living in the human realm undergoes a mysterious transmigration. He was unwittingly transported into the very world depicted in "Their S-Class Affairs," an intense, hardcore and smut-ty BL manhua. The story that he was reading before his untimely demise.Suki, as the legendary nine-tailed fox, would have an easy and comfortable life if he possessed a body of a nameless extra…
Reborn To Revenge and Reclaim Her Wealth
by En's Cozy Haven
In her seven years of marriage, she and her husband click perfectly well, sharing a loving and sweet relationship.However, in the end, all of this was just a mirage.She had given up everything for the sake of her marriage, only to be killed by her husband's meticulous planning.That day, Lu Manman died in a car accident while less than two months pregnant. All her assets fall in her husband's hands. Luckily, God helps her.After the car accident, she is reborn by accident. When she opens her eyesa…
Asked you to write a book, not to confess your criminal record!
by Cabbage, cabbage, ah
Lin Chuan, a struggling writer, finally got his golden finger—the Career Life Experience System.Randomly experiencing a profession, after the experience is over, novels will be generated based on Lin Chuan's experiences.But Lin Chuan found that the professions he experienced were all too sketchy!Swindler, Assassin, Hacker, Touch Gold Captain...Corresponding novels were born: “Swindler,” “Hacker Kingdom,” “Touch Gold Notes,” and others came into existence.Before he knew it, his works became popul…
Mercenary King: Got Question? Ask My RPG!
by Just Like Water
There was a classic saying that prevailed in the era of thermal weapons."All fear comes from insufficient firepower."Don't believe?Looking at the muzzle of a cannon bigger than your head, and say it again?...Starting off by being kidnapped, in order to survive, Gao Guang was forced to become a member of a private military contractor.And thus, an unexpected legend began to unfold...Stallone from [First Blood]?Jason Statham from [The Expendables]?Keanu Reeves from [John Wick], the one who's best a…
To His Hell and Back
by mata0eve
Sold by her father, Bella short for Arabella, was forced to live a life as a slave that would entertain the guests of the castle. The job of slaves were merely to be humiliated and to have as feast once they became a boring creature toward the guests. Arabella with her fierce attitude had only caused more trouble than good, although that helped her from being feasted by the vampires until her body dried up, the vampires also enjoy in harming her, toying with her, hoping to see that one day she w…
Stepmother: I Am Asked To Give A Kidney To My Half-Brother
by Wind's Mark
When Lu Ming’s biological father and stepmother came looking for him, he didn’t feel happy or excited. A long time ago, Lu Ming’s father, Lu Yaohua, abandoned his wife and son and married his lover.For 18 years, Lu Ming had not seen his father, even when his mother passed away.Now, Lu Ming’s father came looking for him because his half-brother was sick and needed a kidney transplant. The first thing his father and stepmother said to him was that they wanted a kidney from him.“We are a family. Yo…
Dragon Master: The SSS-Ranked School Belle Asked Me To Contract Her
by GodOfLust
[Propose to Liliana Draven and get rejected.] [Success: Gain the All Affinity Crystal and God-Level Talent.] [Failure: Lose the system and receive… a handkerchief to wipe your tears] Veer braced himself for rejection, but to his shock, she actually said yes![Ding! Task failed][But a hidden mission has been completed. System upgrading...] [Would you like to merge with the Wife Doting System?] _______________________Labeled as a joke for his “useless” Dragon Master Aspect, Veer never expected…
Addicted to My Cutie and Sweetie
by Stupa Demon
The number one bachelor of the city, Qin Nanyu, has a mini-me son who's a prodigy. They hate each other.Qin Nanyu's biggest wish is to have an adorable daughter.One day, his wish suddenly became true -- "Baba, can I be a model and make money?" The money-obsessed little princess asked."Of course.""Baba, can I go on TV shows and make money?" "Of course.""Baba, can I sell you for money?"Qin Nanyu: "..."Baby, if I gave you all of my money, can you sell your mom to me?One sentence synopsis: Boy-girl…
To Love And To Hate
by Miss_Behaviour
This is a story of betrayal, love lost, and love found again. Kim Haewon, radiantly beautiful and unsuspecting, finds herself irresistibly drawn to Jake Davies, a man she perceives as her knight in shining armor, who always appears miraculously at crucial moments in her life. Little does she know that their encounters were not mere coincidences, as she had assumed.Jake is a man on a mission, driven by the manipulations of his grandmother. Consumed by a thirst for revenge for his father's tragic …
When Love is a Question Mark
by Air_Ace
[COMPLETED]She believes in true love.He doesn’t believe in love.But what is love, really?She is the epitome of success—a star people look up to and admire. To him, however, she is merely a business transaction, a partner chosen to enhance his status. To his friends, she is just a fool in love, a pathetic figure begging for affection.Then shocking news emerges: her first true love returns, throwing him off guard. He realizes he has been nothing more than a substitute for her first love.He should …
She Asks for a Divorce Again
by Tushan Shui Shui
In a one-sided marriage that lasted several years, Shen Heyu made herself the butt of a joke.On the day of the divorce at the civil affairs bureau, Pei Yansi scorned her coldly: 'Shen Heyu, I'll wait for you to come back and beg me!'But once she disappeared for good, the man regretted it.He pursued her relentlessly, entangled her day and night, even kneeling before her begging to get back together.Shen Heyu was somewhat speechless, 'Pei Yansi, can't you act like a human?'Pei Yansi's lips curved …
Mated to My Alpha Uncle and A Vampire
by Miss_Venomenous
Moon Goddess fated me to mate my uncle, Ray. However, I rejected him a night after I made love to him.I thought I had to move on and fall in love with someone new. I got him—the mysterious man who made me crazy for him, as he was crazy over me, too.We fell in love. Wildly. However, he was from another race. Damn! I thought I had fallen in love with two men and they were my mates—the forbidden mates.
To change your destiny and mine. (BL)
by KazTheWriter
[BL] Zak, a 22-year-old college student who loved reading fantasy fiction, had a particular favorite novel: "Destiny awaits you." Its mind-bending twists and heart-wrenching ending left him angry, seeking the author for answers. As he closed the book, his heart throbbed, plunging him into darkness.The next moment he opened his eyes, he was greeted by an unfamiliar surrounding, along with an unfamiliar body. He already had a feeling he knew what was happening but he had to run to a mirror and con…
ROYAL DRAGON AND PHOENIX TRANSMIGRATE TO EARTH
by crazy_immortal
Tianlong Yun had it all!He was a Crown Prince Dragon.The youngest to reach Godhood.Thousands of beauties in his harem.A perfect life to live.But all of this changed one night.Everything he had was lost in one night.His brother and his new lifelong mate betrayed him.They crippled him and his cultivation and made the world believe he cultivated dark arts.Chased by the whole Immortal World, there was only one person who still believed in him, and stayed by his side.His fateful death companion.But, …
My Ex-husband Asked Me to Remarry Him Every Day
by Sui Shi
She, the top goddess in the showbiz, officially announced her marriage, with her husband's identity remaining a mystery.One day, a news story went viral claiming that she was seen entering a villa with a strange man in the midnight and didn't leave until morning.Someone recognized the man as a financial tycoon, who is mysterious and low-key, and no one dares to offend him.That day, she clarified the rumors during a live broadcast, "It's all rumors. Please don't misunderstand. We are just friends…
Questions to Ask Myself
by _Freyre_
Ember is a high school girl that has a very dark past. It seems that rumors spread of her going to a mental institution, oh my! Because of fear that she might get bullied at her old school, her parents decided to let her move at another city, from the other side of the country. But, they still support her of course! Now now, i wonder what happens at that city she lives in!
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by Tristian_Dang
Alford Friends wakes in an unfamiliar place realizes that he’s this is not earth!
The Treasure She Never Asked For
by PinkCotton
Lulu had been in the entertainment industry for more than 20 years. At the peak of her career, she received an endorsement deal that was difficult to refuse.On the product launching party, she was handed a "prototype" of the final product but because of a bad accident that happened during the party, she woke up in Marcel's body, 300+ years into the past. Just in time to change the direction of the future, he would have chosen for himself.What will happen when the queen of the entertainment indus…
My System Just Exploded, And You Ask Me to Become a God?
by NewandMoe
[Congratulations, Host! You have transmigrated to a magical world.]Good![Congratulations, Host! You have received a transmigration gift: SSS-tier identity—Prince of Ilan!]Very Good![Congratulations, Host! You have received a transmigration gift: SSS-tier Gift—Marty Bloodline!][Level-up Speed ×10, All Spell Power ×10]Very Very Good![Generating Bloodline…][0%... 5%... 35%... 42%...]Can’t wait any longer~~~[Warning! Warning! Warning!][World backlash detected! System is about to collapse!][Host, ple…